Dec 102012
 

In the last week, we have seen two example of the arrogance of leadership; on both occasions David Cameron has unilaterally decided that the considered opinion of a group of experts is wrong and his snap judgement is right. Of course he is not the only example of this sort of thinking – most Prime Ministers of the past have committed the same sort of error of judgement.

The two decisions in question were the response to the Leveson report, and today’s report on the future of recreational drug legislation. In both cases, people have gone to a considerable effort to consider what to do about certain issues. And of course have spent a lot of my money on doing so.

I do not resent my money being spent on such things; what I do resent is that some puffed up politician is wasting my money by not spending an appropriate amount of time considering the report(s).

A snap decision is necessary in some circumstances, but not in these circumstances! There should be nothing wrong with a political leader saying that they would like to spend some time considering the report – rather than respond with gut instinct to the report’s headlines.

Ripping up a report within hours of it being released is contemptuous of the work that has gone into it, and wasteful of taxpayers’ money.

It may well be that ignoring the report’s recommendations is the right thing to do, but to do so too quickly is definitely the wrong thing to do.

Dec 022012
 

If you were to pop into a Leicester Square cinema to watch the latest episode of the James Bond saga (Skyfall), and notice a small group of non-descript people pissing themselves with laughter at the most inappropriate moments it is entirely possible you have spotted a works outing from SIS. Because James Bond is about as far as you can get from a genuine SIS intelligence officer as you can possibly get.

That is not to say that Ian Flemming was not aware of what he was doing when he created the James Bond character – he was part of Naval intelligence during the war, and undoubtedly met many intelligence officers as well as officers from more “activist” agencies. The closest British agency that James Bond might be a member of is the old war-time SOE. And even there, his activities are far too public and extreme.

If anything, James Bond most closely resembles another fictional character: The Cleaner from the film Nikita. Whilst James Bond seems charming, he is in fact a cold blooded killer. A psychopathic tool wielded by the British government, and sent into situations where a “cleaner” is required.

James Bond was always envisaged as an entertaining character getting involved in many exciting adventures whereas real intelligence work is probably quite boring … ignoring the possibility of getting caught of course! Intelligence agents on the other hand may be involved in slightly more exciting activities, but any agent who starts to live too an exciting life is likely to get dropped by his or her controlling officer like a hot potato.

Real intelligence work is supposed to be secret; any operation that becomes public knowledge can be considered to be a failure. The purpose of an intelligence service is to gather intelligence. And to do so secretly.

That is not to say that covert operations are not always a bad idea, although they do have a poor reputation. Perhaps because only the poor ones get known about. But such operations are not what intelligence services are about, or what they are good at. The clearest demonstration of this were the strained relations between SIS and SOE during WWII which were not simply because some SIS officers did not like the young upstart, but because SIS and SOE operations were different and could sometimes have a negative impact on each other.

And back to James Bond. Does the fact that he has very little to do with the real SIS mean anything? Only if you want the James Bond films to be a documentary on the activities of SIS; if you want entertainment, he certainly provides that.

Everyone has their own favourite actor playing James Bond, but I think this is a mistake. All of the actors playing Bond have been quite talented; it is the story that makes the difference, and the tone of how the story is told. Different Bond eras have different flavours; the Sean Connery era was serious with a touch of humour, the Roger Moore era become so humorous that it was verging on becoming “Carry On Spying”, and the later Bond films went back to being serious. Perhaps even more serious than the early films.

Which you prefer is down to your personal tastes, but my liking is for the more serious films.

There are claims that James Bond is misogynistic, which is understandable but completely wrong. He is a mirror of the society that he finds himself in – if he seems misogynistic, it is the society that is misogynistic. After all we never see the real Bond; he is always playing a role to fit in as an upper-class twit.

And as for his sexual adventures, there is more than one hint throughout the films that more than a few of his “conquests” are to do with his job, and that he might prefer to have nothing to do with certain women. It is interesting to compare how people react to real characters such as Cynthia who also exploited her sexual conquests.

We always seem to think of upper-class twits as being like Bertie Wooster, but they were not all like that. It is easy to overlook the past when the upper-class twit actually had considerable power, but that is when the world’s largest empire was built – the British Empire. And upper-class twits had a considerable amount to do with the foundation of that empire.

Whether James Bond is an upper-class twit or is just pretending to be one, we will never know. But it is a good disguise.

As to how he is invulnerable to bullets, we will never know.

 

 

 

Dec 012012
 

So Leveson has finally released his report on press regulation, and as quick as a flash the Tories and the chief Tory (David Cameron – the Prime Minister) have announced that they will have nothing to do with it. They prefer some form of self-regulation; in other words a toothless organisation which the press routinely ignores or sticks a middle finger up to (i.e. a modified version of the old Press Complaints Commission).

Nothing could demonstrate more clearly that the Tories will bend over backwards to support any kind of business (including the demonstrably corrupt), and ignore the needs of the public. Without reading the report, it is still possible to determine that the recommendations are sensible merely by looking at who opposes it – the Tories, and the press themselves. Just about every other politician is right behind Leveson.

The big trouble with self-regulation (at least of the press) is that it has been tried again, and again, and still fails. As Leveson himself reports, we have had 7 inquiries into press standards over the last 70 years. The press regularly acts “as if its own code, which it wrote, simply did not exist”.

Or in other words, when the press barons say that they will behave now, we know they are lying seeing as they have promised that before and have yet to live up to their fine words.

Interestingly the Tories seem most concerned about Leveson because they believe that the government and parliament should have no say  in the regulation of the press. Thus demonstrating that their reading comprehension is perhaps at the level of a 10 year old.

As Leveson himself says :-

Not a single witness has proposed that the Government or Parliament should themselves be involved in the regulation of the press. I have not contemplated and do not make any such proposal.

Personally I am not opposed to self-regulation in general; at least until that self-regulation has been demonstrated to be useless. But in practically every case where an industry or professional group has regulated itself, it has failed to do so properly. We have trusted the press to regulate itself and ultimately it has failed to do so.

Statutory regulation of the press is very definitely something to be wary of – let the politicians have a say in how the press is run and we would never have heard of the MPs expenses scandal! But this is not what Leveson is suggesting; he is suggesting that an independent body regulates the press with statutory authority.

Frankly if a regulatory authority wants to punish a rogue editor – perhaps with a thousand lashes of the cat – it needs statutory authority or the rogue editor is likely to raise the finger and walk out.

Finally, and the main reason for this post; time to give the Tories a bloody nose by telling them that we want the Leveson recommendations implemented. Visit the petition site and tell them so!

 

Dec 012012
 

I have probably ranted about this all before, but as nothing has really improved it is worth trying again … not that I am expecting anyone to pay attention here of course! The rant here is about the myth of home delivery.

When I shop online, I have three different delivery addresses to choose from, none of which is likely to result in a delivery to my home address. Of course one of those three address is my home address, and sometimes choosing it can result in finding a parcel outside my front door when I get home, but most commonly results in a little card telling me to walk into the central post office to collect the parcel.

If I pay money for home delivery I expect the delivery to be made to my home address when I am at home. Delivery companies seem to live in some mythical world of the past where they assume everyone has someone standing by at their home address during working hours. Trying a delivery to my home address during working hours is a waste of time, and leaving a card in my letterbox does not count as a delivery.

Perhaps those who end up having to collect parcels from depots should start demanding their money back for any delivery charges.

Compare if you will with supermarket deliveries, or even fast food deliveries. Without paying any extra, you either get a delivery at the time of your own choosing, or even a same day delivery! You can pay extra for “guaranteed” next day delivery and not get a service that good.

And why do we put up with the shop’s choice of delivery agent? I pay for the delivery; I should get to choose who provides that delivery service. The more you think about it, the more it seems like a bloody cheek for shops to insist on their choice of delivery agent.

Nov 242012
 

NTP is one of those strange services that are so vital to the operation of an organisation’s network; if the servers around the network get their time in a muddle, all sorts of strange things can start happening. Besides which most people expect their computers to be able to tell the right time.

But often it is one of the unloved services. After all no user is going to ask about the health of the NTP service. And if you are a senior manager involved in IT, do you know who manages your NTP infrastructure ? If so, have you ever asked them to explain the design of the NTP infrastructure ? If not, you may find a nasty surprise – your network’s NTP infrastructure may rely on whatever servers can be scavenged and with the minimum investment of time.

Of course, NTP is pretty reliable and in most circumstances extremely resilient. NTP has built in safeguards against against confused time servers sending wildly inappropriate time adjustments, and even in the event of a total NTP failure, servers should be able to keep reasonable time for at least a while. Even with a minimal of investment, an NTP infrastructure can often run merrily in the background for years without an issue.

Not that it is a good idea to ignore NTP for years. It is better by far to spend a little time and money on a yearly basis to keep things fresh – perhaps a little server, and a day’s time each year.

That was quite a long rambling introduction to the NTP “glitch” that I learned about this week, but perhaps goes some way to explaining why such a glitch occurred.

A number of organisations reported that their network had started reporting a time way back in the year 2000. It turns out that :-

  • The USN(aval)O(observatory) had a server that for 51 minutes reported the year as 2000 rather than 2012.
  • A number of organisations with an insufficient number of clock sources (i.e. just the erroneous USNO one) attempted to synchronise to the year 2000 causing the NTP daemon to stop.
  • Some “clever” servers noticed that NTP had stopped, and restarted it. Because most default NTP startup scripts set the clock on startup, these servers were suddenly sent back in time to the year 2000.

And a cascade of relative minor issues, becomes a major issue.

Reading around, the recommendations to prevent this sort of thing happening :-

  1. Use an appropriate number of time sources for your main NTP servers; various suggestions have been made ranging from 5 (probably too few) to 8 (perhaps about right) to 20 (possibly overkill).
  2. Have an appropriate number of main NTP servers for your servers (and other equipment) to synchronise their time with. Anything less than 3 is inadequate; more than 4 is recommended.
  3. Prevent your main NTP servers from setting their time when NTP is restarted and monitor the time on each server regularly.
  4. And a personal recommendation: Restart all your NTP daemons regularly – perhaps daily – to get them to check with the DNS for any updated NTP server names.
  5. And as suggested above, regularly review your NTP infrastructure.