It’s Not Coffee; It’s A Coffee-Flavoured Milk Drink

I don't have any objections to a pleasant milk-based coffee-flavoured drink – the drink in the picture is going to get drunk whilst I'm writing this. 

But please don't call it coffee. If you top up a glass of wine with Irn-Bru, you wouldn't still call it wine would you? No, it becomes a wine cooler.