Well it has been a while, but some more “secrets” of Southsea – really paths just less trodden :-
A little alley off St Peters Grove.
It doesn’t show it so much, but this is a really narrow alley off St Andrew’s Road.
Being an alley off Elm Grove (just opposite the funeral place).
And back to the first image – looking back towards St Peter’s Grove.
So the most useless plonker in the House of Commons, Nigel Fartrage has thrown his toys out of his pram and resigned as an MP. Not because he’s fed up with all the work involved (he doesn’t do much work at all – just search for his attendance record), but because he’s pissing himself at the thought of the standards commission investigations coming to the conclusion that he should be suspended as an MP for the rest of his life as a corrupt fucker.
Fartrage’s plan is that the folk of Clapton will re-elect him to override the decision of the standards commission; which it won’t do. The investigation is currently suspended because he has resigned and the Chancellor of the Exchequer has accepted his resignation and appointed him the Steward of the Manor of Northstead (a ridiculous legal fiction as MPs aren’t allowed to resign unless they are appointed to certain posts under the Crown).
The fun thing is that every single mainstream political party have refused to put up candidates to oppose Farage leaving just two joke candidates – Farage himself and Count Binface. This has left the Reform PLC party – who have somehow deluded themselves that Farage isn’t a joke candidate but a serious one, in a panic and have resorted to claiming that Count Binface is really an establishment figure.
Which of course is laughable, and says more about Reform PLC’s level of panic than anything else.
Clapton deserves a real MP, but if their only choice is a joke one, Count Binface is a clear winner.
