Aug 012012
 

Anyone would think that there is some sort of drastic failure on the part of the UK’s athletes, given a certain amount of consternation at the current UK medal haul, and with odious examples such as the idiot who chastised Tom Daley for his “failure”.

Perhaps the current medal haul could be better (as of writing, 2 golds, 2 silvers, and 4 bronzes), but those athletes who have not managed a medal up until now (despite expectations) have not failed in the conventional sense of the word. And this is not the old mythical English “It’s not the winning but the taking part that counts” rubbish.

What is easy to overlook is that an athlete who comes fourth in an Olympic competition may have failed to win gold, but has also succeeded in their chosen sport far more than we could. Or to put it another way, fourth best in the world means that someone is on the fourth step of a staircase 6 billion steps high, so that athlete who failed to get gold, silver, or bronze is still so far out of sight of the rest of us that we can’t see him (or her).

It is also easy to overlook that the difference between step 4 and step 3 on that 6 billion step staircase is tiny; sufficiently small that it is easy for an athlete on a less than perfect day to slip down a step or two.

We should be congratulating the UK’s athletes whether they get a medal or not.

And if you are still obsessed with the numbers of medals, look into the total that Europe has obtained as a whole. As a hint, China would not be in the top position.

Jul 302012
 

If you haunt psoriasis self-help sites – which is worth doing if you happen to have it – you will often come across the standard advice of avoiding wearing dark coloured clothing (such as here, here or here). This is obviously to avoid showing up the inevitable skin flakes, and is to some extent quite sensible. After all a flurry of skin flakes cascading down black clothing (as I almost always wear) is not exactly subtle, and will make people wonder if you have something nasty.

And given that most of the damage associated with psoriasis is associated with how we feel society may react to the news we have a loathsome skin condition, it is hardly surprising that people want to hide it.

But perhaps that is the wrong way – perhaps we should be letting the flakes show up, and if people react as if we ought to be wearing sack-cloth clothing, ringing a bell, and shouting “Unclean” as we walk around, then fuck ’em.

Jul 272012
 

For what seems like most of my life, the conventional political wisdom has been in favour of the private sector and against the public sector. The private sector is seen as somehow inherently more efficient than the bureaucratic and inefficient public sector. Somehow the idea that the profit motive means that the private sector can provide services for cheaper than the public sector.

Of course the private sector can provide services cheaper when it slashes the wages of workers to the bone, and minimises the amount of work that gets carried out. At the place where I work, cleaning services were contracted out a long time ago so that cleaning is now carried out by workers aiming to meet the terms of a contact rather than being there to clean. The difference? Workers employed to clean, will often perform acts of cleaning that may or may not be spelt out in a cleaning contract – the types of cleaning that only need to get done once a year such as perhaps quickly wiping off the tops of doors, or scrubbing the marks off door handles.

There has been a bit of a change over the last few years – more and more stories about the failures of the private sector, and in the latest case where G4S failed abysmally to provide security for the Olympic games, the public sector had to pick up the pieces. As someone from the police pointed out: “We don’t have the option of giving up and going home.”

There are other failures too ranging from the widespread failure in the world banking sector, to failures that occur at such small scale that they only really impact at the local level – such as the financial mismanagement at my local football club. In such situations, there are three choices – either let the failed business collapse and live without the services that it provided, wait for the private sector to rescue the remains, or to rescue it by public sector intervention.

In the worst cases of failure where society believes it cannot live without the services (such as banking), it is always the public sector that rescues the business.

Or to put it another way, the private sector may only be more efficient than the public sector if the costs of the final bailout are not accounted for. In many cases, public sector inefficiency may be taking into account that the public sector does not have the opportunity to give up and walk away. And this is all assuming that the private sector actually is more efficient.

We have been told again and again by the economic conservatives that the private sector is more efficient, but with examples such as the NHS, is it really so ? We have faith that the private sector is more efficient, and I suppose there may well be some evidence too. But in all cases? Perhaps not.

There is nothing wrong with the private sector; there is nothing wrong with the public sector. We need to stop demonising the public sector and assuming that the private sector is our saviour in all circumstances.

Jul 072012
 

I caught a partial item regarding plastic shopping bags on the news channel this morning. I suspect that someone was saying it’s very green to charge for plastic bags, and someone else saying it isn’t fair on those who are not on a planned shopping trip.

Both are right of course.

If you are doing a big shop then taking along special bags to bring the shopping home is not only sensible, it is also the sort of thing that you are likely to remember – those cheap bags that supermarkets supply you with are really quite irritatingly cheap and nasty.

But if you are popping into a shop on the way home from work, you are not so likely to have a stock of bags available and this is when cheap plastic bags are so useful. But it is not the plastic that is the useful part – we want a bag.

And in the past there was an alternative that was greener, and just as convenient. In fact there are many shops still using this kind of bag. It is more expensive than cheap disposable plastic bags, but not ruinously so – perhaps 10-15p per bag. And of course it is recyclable.

So why not? Or at least give us a choice.

Jun 282012
 

This week has been a fun one for those of us who like kicking bankers when they’re down with two stories about banks tripping over their own shoelaces. Firstly there has been the ongoing saga of the IT woes within RBS which caused last week’s inability to process payments, and secondly the story of Barclays helping to “fix” the interbank interest rates – which made all of our loans more expensive.

We are used to these kinds of stories about the banking sector, and many of believe that there is something fundamentally broken about the banking sector. Banking is important to the world economy – our current recessions are due in part to banking incompetence and greed (which definitely triggered it but is perhaps not completely to blame).

If you look deeply at the IT woes of RBS, you begin to see that underneath the story of complicated IT “stuff” falling over there is a hidden story of banking greed. Whilst IT is never infallible, the problems at the RBS data centres may well have been caused, or at least made worse by their recent practices. RBS have been engaged in a programme of making experienced (and expensive) UK-based workers redundant, and replacing them with cheaper (and inexperienced) foreign workers by outsourcing or offshoring (the difference is not relevant here).

It is worth noting that if RBS had made expensive UK-based workers redundant and replaced them with inexperienced (and cheaper) UK-based workers, they would be breaking the law. You do have to wonder why using foreign workers makes it legal!

The article I linked to above does say that in some ways the Indian workers have been doing good work, but they lack experience when working with mainframe-based systems. This is hardly surprising when mainframe-based systems are seen as so old-fashioned, with more weight given to Windows and UNIX-based systems, but experience matters.

Most people with more than half a clue in the IT world know that experienced staff can be particularly valuable – they can oversee the work of others and point out potential issues. And when issues do arise (and they always do), they are more likely to be able to be confident about remedial actions. Perhaps best summarised as they know when to take their hands off the keyboard!

That is not to say that inexperienced staff cannot be made use of – there is no other way of someone becoming experienced after all. But you need a sensible ratio.

If RBS had taken the sensible action of using India-based staff to supplement the existing UK-based staff so that experienced staff were retained until they chose to leave, then we may have seen a different result last week. But of course that would have cost more money.

Now onto the “Barclays” situation. Staff at Barclays (in collusion with staff at other as yet unnamed banks) attempted to influence the interest rates that banks charge each other. These funds available to banks are the source of the loans that most of us make use of – including mortgages, so any effect on the interest rates would have caused the interest rates we pay to go up (or down). It is as yet uncertain whether Barclays staff were successful in influencing the rates or how much the rates were influenced.

But given the size of this market (one figure is quoted as being £225 trillion), even the tiniest influence on the interest rate could make enormous sums of money. If they had artificially inflated the interest rate by just 0.1%, they would have taken their share of in the region of £225 million. And who is to say it was as small an influence as that?

With both stories together, we can see that at least two major banks had management teams in place that encouraged profits over other priorities to an unsafe degree. Whilst the management at Barclays may not have been directly involved in the scams to defraud the public, they were responsible for the culture that allowed staff to pursue profits at the expense of banking ethics, morality, or the law. And RBS management are responsible in a similar way – by extreme cost cutting they put the day to day operations of their bank at risk.

It is perhaps unreasonable to expect bank staff to act ethically. Whilst there are hopefully people who could resist the temptation to help themselves to their share of ill gotten gains, such people are probably pretty unlikely to choose banking as a career. Especially given what we now know about how bankers behave.

There is not an easy answer to this; not even nationalisation would change the embedded culture (after all, RBS is mostly owned by the UK taxpayers), but it would be a good start. And we need to do something about how profits are shared – to make it less likely to tempt someone to make excessive profits at the expense of perfectly reasonable restraints. How about paying bankers bonuses on an equitable share? So that nobody within a bank gets a bonus bigger than his or her colleague?