Dec 162016
 

Without doubt, there will shortly be a pompous old fart moaning about how the meaning of christmas is being lost in the swirl of holiday celebrations. She (or he) will be droning on about the religious message. Only christians are supposed to celebrate, and are supposed to stick to the script – heading to a church in the middle of the night to listen to a pompous old fart drone on about some weird stuff.

Poppycock!

Not that I object to people wanting to listen to a pompous old fart droning on about weird stuff – that’s their choice. What I object to is being told I have to celebrate Christmas in their way. Despite the name, I can decide to celebrate it any way I want.

Now I could go on about how Christmas is merely a new name for a mid-winter festival that has been going on for thousands of years, or that some christians avoid Christmas like it sprang fully formed from the mind of Satan. And I probably have in the past, but that is beside the point.

For whatever reason, it has been decided in the western world (and a bit further) that most of us will have a few days (or a week) off work in the middle of winter for a break. And we choose how to celebrate.

To me, Christmas is about family and friends. Getting together and relaxing for a while – a few hours, or a few days.

Happy Winter Solstice from this pompous old fart, and celebrate it any way you choose.

Dec 092016
 

Story.

So a lawyer at HBO actually sat down and wrote a vicious take-down notice targeting a 13-year old autistic girl. Shame on HBO.

In some senses it is perfectly legitimate – HBO owns a trademark on the phrase “Winter is coming” and are legally required to protect their trademark to keep it. Now you could quite reasonably argue that a trademark on such a simple and widely used phrase is something that should never have happened.

But any normal rational person (even a lawyer) should stop and think: “What am I doing here?”. Shouting at a 13-year old for doing nothing more than painting a picture and giving it the wrong title without thinking “No, despite the legality of it, this is just wrong.”?

HBO needs to admit it is in the wrong here.

 

Nov 162016
 

If you are personally interested in suicide as a solution, please contact the Samaritans who can help. This article is not a suicide prevention guide nor is it written by someone qualified in this area.

I have become interested in suicide recently – no, not in that way! In suicide statistics, and the reasons for suicide.

In the UK, in 2014, there were 22 suicides per 100,000 people in the UK (all statistics are taken from the Samaritans suicide report for 2016). It gets rather more interesting when you examine the differences in population groups – for instance, the overall suicide rate for men in the UK is 16.8 suicides per 100,000 men whereas the overall rate for women is 5.2 per 100,000 women. In other words for every woman who commits suicide, there are more than 3 men who commit suicide.

There are regional variations as well of course, but none of those variations are anywhere near as dramatic.

Another significant variation contained within the Samaritans report is the difference in suicide rates at different ages. For instance, the biggest risk group for suicide is between 45-59 where the overall suicide rate is 31 per 100,000 compared with the lowest rate age group of 10-29 years where the overall rate is 13.1. Interesting the comparison between the genders is almost identical here – the rate for women more than doubles, and the rate for men more than doubles.

So if you’re male you are more likely to commit suicide, and if you are middle-aged you are more likely to commit suicide.

One possible explanation for the gender difference is contained within the Samaritans report in that men supposedly choose to opt for more effective suicide methods than women. Perhaps, but this is a rather difficult to test, and there are plenty of other possible reasons why the rate for men is so high. But let’s not dwell on this …

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But what else?

There are all sorts of factors that contribute to an increased risk of suicide, including but not limited to :-

  1. Certain professions such as doctorsetc.
  2. Many diseases or health conditions (excluding mental illness) cause an increased risk of suicide – such as psoriasis, or more fatal conditions such as cancer.
  3. Bullying, prejudice (esp. against young LGBT people), racism, etc. Basically anything where one person can be made miserable by nasty people.
  4. Mental illness of course.
  5. Stress.

And there are probably many more reasons.

But the real rant here is about those who say that suicide is no solution; it shouldn’t be a viable solution because nobody should be reduced to the point where they see it as a solution. But to simply say “suicide is no solution” distracts from the real problems – that other factors cause some people to feel it is a solution.

And it is those problems that need solving.

 

Oct 302016
 

Of course it isn’t; it’s England (I’m English).

It’s all very patriotic to claim your country is the greatest on earth, but it also indicates an immense level of smug complacency. If you live in the greatest country on earth there is no reason to look at your country and see what to do better.

Some questions to ask yourself about your country :-

  1. Where does your country fit in the list of infant mortality?
  2. How free is your country according to the Press Freedom Index?
  3. What ranking does your country get in the list of life expectancy?
  4. How evenly is wealth distributed?

Now you might not agree with my list of how well a country is doing (and mine isn’t necessarily the same as the one above), and I may well disagree with your list vehemently. But that is beside the point – choose your list of what you think is important in a country, assess your country’s level, and then decide if your country is the greatest, or whether it could do better.

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Oct 212016
 

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing

– Possibly not Edmund Burke.

If you are of sensitive disposition and get a little twitchy around ‘naughty’ words, probably best skip this one – I’m really, really angry and the box of swear words is wide open.

Recently there has been some noise on my Facebook feed perpetrated by the kind of malevolent dipsticks who swallow the output of the Daily Fail (I’m not linking directly to their site because the slimy little shits don’t deserve the extra ad revenue) wholesale. Specifically there are some ‘concerns’ regarding the child migrants from Calais entering the country.

Apparently these fearful little whinging cowards are quaking on terror at the thought that some of these child refugees might not be children, but either young adults or some sort of Daesh terrorist in disguise. So because there is a tiny risk that some children might be a little too old to be technically children, or that there is a tiny risk that some might be associated with Daesh, we’re supposed not to give some refugee children in dire straits a home?

Hell, no.

Whilst the pathetic little worms are right in saying that some of the children might be a bit too old to be considered children, and there might be some risk that Daesh could infiltrate a terrorist, it’s time to tell the to tell the worms to piss off until they’ve grown a spine.

We’re British, which doesn’t mean cowering in our little hovels hoping that bump in the night isn’t some monster out to get us. It means doing the right thing and welcoming child refugees to our country, and if that means a bit extra risk (although most terrorist attacks are from home-grown terrorists), then we’ll suck it up. Hell, we take a bigger risk opening the front door and going to work every day.

And if you’re one of those pathetic individuals who doesn’t agree with this, then you can fuck right off. I’m not lowering my standards to pacify your pathetic need for safety, and it is about time a few more of us were prepared to tell you how pathetic you are.

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