Toilet Seats: Up or Down ?

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Sep 042009
 

Just for the record, I leave toilet seats in the position I found them in after I’ve used them and this is intended to be humorous.

One of the most common complaints women have about men is that we leave the toilet seats up which when you think about it is more than a little ridiculous. After all it takes perhaps 5 seconds to put the seat down, which is hardly enough work to complain about is it ?

The funny thing is when men gather in secretive enclaves to complain about women (which we have to do to avoid being accused of sexism), nobody ever complains about women leaving the toilet seat down. Why is that ? After all, men are hardly any less ridiculous than women are, and putting the toilet seat up is just as much work as putting it down.

I guess this is one of life’s great unanswerable questions.

Of course if you were to do an efficiency study of how much work in a mixed household results from moving the toilet seat, you will probably find that less work results from leaving the seat up than leaving it down. Of course then all the work will be done by women, which may be why they complain about the seat being left up.

Handbags and Manbags

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Aug 102009
 

Actually we don’t normally call them manbags. We normally call them after what the main contents are :-

  • A camera bag
  • A tripod bag (you might guess at this point that I spend a considerable amount of time carrying around optical equipment)
  • Laptop bags
  • Book bags
  • Lunch bags.

So when we stop to think about women’s handbags, it starts to get a little freaky. By the convention of what men name their bags, perhaps women keep hands in their bags ? Perhaps that’s a second reason why no man looks in a woman’s handbag – we really don’t want to know what’s in them!

Most Ridiculous Product Ever: Camera Armour for a Canon 1Ds

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Jul 272009
 

Sometime you look at a product when trying to find something on Amazon (or elsewhere), and think what were they thinking of ? And a set of “camera armour” for a Canon 1DS (probably mkI and mkII) certainly fits the bill. It smacks of corporate stupidity – we make camera armour for Canon cameras, so we’ll make armour for all Canon cameras whether they need it or not.

If you have never encountered a 1Ds, you make well be wondering what I am on about, and that camera armour in certain situations is a good idea. Well, the Canon 1Ds is a tank. If you need to drive nails, and there is no hammer handy, the 1DS will do quite nicely. If you drop it, the pavement will break before it does (the lens attached might suffer though).

Seeing as so many people are reading this, I’d better point out that it is intended as humorous!

The River Avon – Where The Name Comes From

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Jun 222008
 

I’ve always been interested in the origins of landscape words … Rithe, Bourne, etc. In Britain, there are a fair number of rivers called the “Avon” and I used to idly spend some time wondering where that name came from. The origins are quite amusing for someone like me.

It so happens that the Welsh word for river is “Afon” and I used to wonder if the similarity to “Avon” was due to some sort of miscommunication between the native Brythonic population and incoming Saxons. It turns out that I was not the only one to think so.

So all the rivers called Avon are really named “River River”. One can imaging how this might occur :-

Saxon: “So, native what is this river called ?” (in Old English)

Native: “It’s a river you dumb Saxon ox” (in proto-Welsh)

Saxon: “Avon? That’s a funny name, but I guess I can remember it” (OE)

Native: “Yes, a river with water in it”

Of course the real reason may have been that the Brythonic population didn’t want to give too much information away that would help the Saxons militarily. And of course the misunderstanding (or misleading answers) means we have lost the original names for the rivers in question.

You Know You’re Getting Old When …

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Apr 282007
 

Whilst watching TV you wait for the adverts despite the fact your bladder is bursting. When the adverts come on, you rush out, visit the loo, make a coffee, get a sandwich, and get back to find the programme has started whilst you were absent and you’ve missed a bit.

The you realise that with a PVR this was so unnecessary :-

  1. You could have pressed <pause> at any time.
  2. And you were watching a recording anyway.
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