{"id":5440,"date":"2019-01-03T18:30:58","date_gmt":"2019-01-03T18:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=5440"},"modified":"2019-01-03T18:31:03","modified_gmt":"2019-01-03T18:31:03","slug":"piers-morgan-and-the-vegan-sausage-roll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=5440","title":{"rendered":"Piers Morgan and the Vegan Sausage Roll"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It seems <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Piers_Morgan\">Piers Morgan<\/a> has got in all of a lather about vegan sausage rolls being introduced to a well known pastry shop :-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"590\" height=\"263\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/piers-morgan-vegan-sausages.jpg?resize=590%2C263&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/piers-morgan-vegan-sausages.jpg?w=590&amp;ssl=1 590w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/piers-morgan-vegan-sausages.jpg?resize=300%2C134&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The funny thing is just how pathetic he is with this comment. Personally I&#8217;ve never been to a Greggs simply because the vegetarian selection was so rubbish (it&#8217;s been a while since I checked). So that&#8217;s one customer that Greggs have missed out on, although now I may pop in for a vegan bloody sausage roll just to annoy Piers (although I somehow doubt they&#8217;re actually bloody).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Piers is an example of the kind of person who shouldn&#8217;t be put in charge of a waste-paper basket never mind anything more important. He&#8217;s under the impression that his choices in life are what everyone should be doing, which can be very dangerous indeed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Greggs are perfectly free to change their menu at will and offering choices to vegetarians and vegans seems a perfectly sensible thing to do. It increases their potential customer base, and frankly the only meat-eaters who complain are the kind of stodgy thinkers that Piers is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After all Greggs isn&#8217;t going to stop stocking &#8220;real&#8221; sausage rolls whilst they still have plenty of customers buying them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems Piers Morgan has got in all of a lather about vegan sausage rolls being introduced to a well known pastry shop :- The funny thing is just how pathetic he is with this comment. Personally I&#8217;ve never been to a Greggs simply because the vegetarian selection was so rubbish (it&#8217;s been a while <a href='https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=5440' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[7],"tags":[1822,1821,1498,1823,1053],"class_list":["post-5440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-greggs","tag-piers-morgan","tag-vegan","tag-vegansausage","tag-vegetarian","category-7-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1f2KI-1pK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5440"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5443,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5440\/revisions\/5443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}