{"id":5323,"date":"2018-08-04T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-04T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=5323"},"modified":"2018-08-04T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-08-04T14:00:00","slug":"im-p-and-i-taught-q-everything-they-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=5323","title":{"rendered":"I’m P and I Taught Q Everything They Know"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There is now in the USA a bunch of conspiracy theory nuts called QAnon who are followers of the fictional mole within the “Deep State” called “Q”. They are of course all followers of Trump, and are all too quick to believe in some of the most inane political conspiracy theories :-<\/p>\n

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  1. The “Deep State” is planning a coup to unseat Trump.<\/li>\n
  2. North Korea is a puppet state controlled by the CIA.<\/li>\n
  3. Certain members of the Democrat party have hired MS13 to murder rivals within the Democratic party.<\/li>\n
  4. The\u00a0Mueller investigation is actually on Trump’s side and is secretly investigating child sex rings within the Democratic party.<\/li>\n
  5. Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and George Soros are trafficking children and are also planning a coup.<\/li>\n
  6. J.P. Morgan sank the Titanic.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    They also believe that their source Q will eventually reveal the secrets of the universe.<\/p>\n

    It is clear that QAnon are deeply stupid and deeply ignorant people; in fact\u00a0dangerously<\/em> stupid and ignorant. One supporter when asked if they had any evidence that Q was for real, answered with a No, but added there was also no evidence that Q wasn’t real.<\/p>\n

    Which is itself evidence that at least one Q believer is dangerously stupid and ignorant. And it probably goes for the whole crew – after all believing the partial list of ridiculous conspiracy theories is evidence enough of stupidity.<\/p>\n

    And of course they’re all Trump supporters – you would have to be stupid to vote for someone against your own interests.<\/p>\n

    Of course Q is just a troll to expose just how stupid some Trump voters are, which I know because I taught Q everything they know; I’m P.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    There is now in the USA a bunch of conspiracy theory nuts called QAnon who are followers of the fictional mole within the “Deep State” called “Q”. They are of course all followers of Trump, and are all too quick to believe in some of the most inane political conspiracy theories :- The “Deep State” […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[13,3],"tags":[1775,1373,1777,1776,1778,1773,1774,1275,1770,1771,1772,1779],"class_list":["post-5323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-politics","tag-barack-obama","tag-donald-trump","tag-george-soros","tag-hillary-clinton","tag-j-p-morgan","tag-ms13","tag-mueller","tag-north-korea","tag-p","tag-q","tag-qanon","tag-titanic","category-13-id","category-3-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1f2KI-1nR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5323"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5326,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions\/5326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}