{"id":4212,"date":"2016-07-19T14:56:10","date_gmt":"2016-07-19T14:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=4212"},"modified":"2016-07-19T14:56:10","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T14:56:10","slug":"tips-on-staying-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=4212","title":{"rendered":"Tips On Staying Cool &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(because everyone else has some)<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Stay in the shade; the big shiny thing in the sky is the heat source.<\/li>\n<li>If you are in the sun, wear white; it absorbs less of the heat from that big shiny thing. See point#1.<\/li>\n<li>If you are in the shade, wear black; it radiates more heat. See point#1.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div id=\"attachment_4157\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4157\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4157\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016-04-02-the-new-defence-s..jpg?resize=640%2C427&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"The New Defence\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016-04-02-the-new-defence-s..jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016-04-02-the-new-defence-s..jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4157\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The New Defence<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(because everyone else has some) Stay in the shade; the big shiny thing in the sky is the heat source. If you are in the sun, wear white; it absorbs less of the heat from that big shiny thing. See point#1. If you are in the shade, wear black; it radiates more heat. See point#1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-13-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1f2KI-15W","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4212"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4213,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4212\/revisions\/4213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}