{"id":42,"date":"2007-04-28T19:42:17","date_gmt":"2007-04-28T18:42:17","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-10-23T18:45:43","modified_gmt":"2010-10-23T18:45:43","slug":"you-know-youre-getting-old-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"You Know You’re Getting Old When …"},"content":{"rendered":"

Whilst watching TV you wait for the adverts despite the fact your bladder is bursting. When the adverts come on, you rush out, visit the loo, make a coffee, get a sandwich, and get back to find the programme has started whilst you were absent and you’ve missed a bit.<\/p>\n

The you realise that with a PVR this was so unnecessary :-<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. You could have pressed <pause> at any time.<\/li>\n
  2. And you were watching a recording anyway.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    \nWhilst watching TV you wait for the adverts despite the fact your bladder is bursting. When the adverts come on, you rush out, visit the loo, make a coffee, get a sandwich, and get back to find the programme has started again.<\/p>\n

    \nThe you realise that with a PVR this was so unnecessary :-<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. You could have pressed <pause> at any time.\n
    2. And you were watching a recording anyway.\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[9,7,13],"tags":[464,465,82],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","category-general","category-humour","tag-ageing","tag-pvr","tag-tv","category-9-id","category-7-id","category-13-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1f2KI-G","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1291,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/1291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}