{"id":4046,"date":"2016-02-20T06:36:35","date_gmt":"2016-02-20T06:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=4046"},"modified":"2016-02-20T06:36:35","modified_gmt":"2016-02-20T06:36:35","slug":"the-welsh-and-the-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=4046","title":{"rendered":"The Welsh And The Sheep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4047\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012-05-19-sheep-standing-guard.small_.jpg?resize=695%2C462&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2012-05-19-sheep standing guard.small\" width=\"695\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012-05-19-sheep-standing-guard.small_.jpg?resize=1024%2C681&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012-05-19-sheep-standing-guard.small_.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012-05-19-sheep-standing-guard.small_.jpg?resize=768%2C511&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012-05-19-sheep-standing-guard.small_.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/really.zonky.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012-05-19-sheep-standing-guard.small_.jpg?w=1390&amp;ssl=1 1390w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The whole Welsh carnally like sheep thing is pretty funny? Plenty of opportunities for jokes in there. But do you know where it comes from?<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately I don&#8217;t have a source for this (I&#8217;m a\u00a0<em>bad\u00a0<\/em>historian!), but I do remember reading it from a respectable history book.<\/p>\n<p>In medieval times, there were two crimes you were likely to be charged with if you were caught in possession of sheep you didn&#8217;t own back then. One charge (sheep stealing) was dealt with by the King&#8217;s courts and dealt harshly with any property crime &#8211; sheep rustlers could and frequently were hung for stealing sheep.<\/p>\n<p>The other charge (unlawful carnal knowledge of a sheep) was dealt with by the Church courts who were somewhat more lenient, and the punishment was more likely to be a fine or a short imprisonment.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone with half a brain would opt for the Church courts, and it seems from the records that the Welsh picked up on this legal loophole very rapidly. After all being known as a sheep-shagger is somewhat preferable to being hung.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The whole Welsh carnally like sheep thing is pretty funny? Plenty of opportunities for jokes in there. But do you know where it comes from? Unfortunately I don&#8217;t have a source for this (I&#8217;m a\u00a0bad\u00a0historian!), but I do remember reading it from a respectable history book. In medieval times, there were two crimes you were <a href='https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=4046' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[6,13],"tags":[1383,603],"class_list":["post-4046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-history","category-humour","tag-sheep","tag-welsh","category-6-id","category-13-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1f2KI-13g","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4046"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4048,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4046\/revisions\/4048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}