{"id":3792,"date":"2015-08-20T17:28:26","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T17:28:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=3792"},"modified":"2015-08-20T17:28:26","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T17:28:26","slug":"its-not-coffee-its-a-coffee-flavoured-milk-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=3792","title":{"rendered":"It’s Not Coffee; It’s A Coffee-Flavoured Milk Drink"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\tI don't have any objections to a pleasant milk-based coffee-flavoured drink – the drink in the picture is going to get drunk whilst I'm writing this. \n<\/p>\n

\n\t\"2015-08-20<\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\n\tBut please don't call it coffee. If you top up a glass of wine with Irn-Bru, you wouldn't still call it wine would you? No, it becomes a wine cooler. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don't have any objections to a pleasant milk-based coffee-flavoured drink – the drink in the picture is going to get drunk whilst I'm writing this.  But please don't call it coffee. If you top up a glass of wine with Irn-Bru, you wouldn't still call it wine would you? No, it becomes a wine […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[7],"tags":[293],"class_list":["post-3792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-coffee","category-7-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1f2KI-Za","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3792"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3795,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792\/revisions\/3795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}