{"id":3739,"date":"2015-07-05T21:54:53","date_gmt":"2015-07-05T21:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=3739"},"modified":"2015-07-13T19:48:11","modified_gmt":"2015-07-13T19:48:11","slug":"the-key-to-alternative-medicine-phrases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=3739","title":{"rendered":"The Key To Alternative &#8220;Medicine&#8221; Phrases"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>\n\tHerbal<br \/>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\n\tAn untested chemical that grows in the garden. Possibly not&nbsp;<em>your<\/em>&nbsp;garden.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\tIt could be benificial &#8211;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Aspirin\">Aspirin<\/a> is after all a cleaned up&nbsp;and tested version of what was previously a herbal remedy. It could be safe; at least it could be safe in the kind of doses suggested (everything is poisonous enough in high enough doses &#8211; even water).\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\tBut it has not been tested properly either for effectiveness, nor safety. And if it is effective, is it more effective than a placebo?\n<\/p>\n<h2>\n\tChemical-Free<br \/>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\n\tAnother way of saying an empty bottle. If you shake your bottle and it rattles or gurgles, send it back as it&#39;s got chemicals in it.\n<\/p>\n<h2>\n\tHomeopathy<br \/>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\n\tExpensive water.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\tIn fact if there were any positive value to homeopathy, there would be no complaints of joint pain in hard water regions (calcium carbonate is supposedly a treatment for joint pain). &nbsp;And guess what? I get both hard water through my taps, and joint pain.&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<h2>\n\tNatural<br \/>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\n\t&hellip; as opposed to &quot;man-made&quot;. Both are a means of production and neither means of production has any implications as to the effectiveness of a product.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\tHowever evolution does not tend to produce something whose sole purpose is to cure headaches; the willow tree evolved to have a nasty bitter tasting bark to discourage animals from eating its bark not to cure headaches. That was an accident. To treat a headache &quot;naturally&quot;, you will need to find a willow tree, pull off a chunk of bark, grind it up, and eat it. A man-made pill labelled &quot;Aspirin&quot; is more readily available, safer (it&nbsp;<em>only<\/em>&nbsp;contains the chemical for the headache treatment), and is less damaging to those poor willow trees.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\tSo in this case, &quot;natural&quot; is actually a bad thing.\n<\/p>\n<h2>\n\tFaith-Healing<br \/>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\n\tAsking an imaginary friend for help. Frankly asking a real friend is just as likely to work, and any effectiveness is due to the placebo effect.\n<\/p>\n<h2>\n\tAcupuncture<br \/>\n<\/h2>\n<p>\n\tIf you want someone sticking pins in you to make a little wax figurine replica of you to say &quot;Oww!&quot; then by all means go ahead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Herbal An untested chemical that grows in the garden. Possibly not&nbsp;your&nbsp;garden. It could be benificial &#8211;&nbsp;Aspirin is after all a cleaned up&nbsp;and tested version of what was previously a herbal remedy. 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