{"id":3175,"date":"2013-12-21T14:44:40","date_gmt":"2013-12-21T14:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=3175"},"modified":"2013-12-21T14:44:40","modified_gmt":"2013-12-21T14:44:40","slug":"happy-holidays-merry-christmas-happy-winter-solstice-or-whatever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=3175","title":{"rendered":"Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas! Happy Winter Solstice! Or Whatever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First of all, take whatever seasons greetings you would like from the list above, and ignore the others.<\/p>\n<p>And now onto the ranting.<\/p>\n<p>Reading some US-based Atheist blogs, it appears that our friends on the other side of the pond can sometimes get a little wound up about what seasons greetings they receive. To the extent that a woman has been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.azfamily.com\/news\/Bell-ringer-I-was-punched-for-saying-Happy-holidays-236599541.html\">punched<\/a> for saying &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221; &#8211; hopefully the assailant will get prosecuted for &#8216;aggravated assault&#8217; or something equivalent. After all getting physical with someone who has\u00a0<em>deliberately\u00a0<\/em>insulted you is wrong; getting physical with someone who has just wished you well is downright evil.<\/p>\n<p>Except for occasional outbreaks of gross stupidity such as Birmingham&#8217;s winterval <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Winterval\">controversy<\/a>, people in the UK are just a little bit more sensible about the whole situation. In particular christmas is\u00a0<em>not<\/em> seen as an exclusively christian event &#8211; to the extent that I&#8217;m seen as a little weird when I wish people &#8220;Happy Winter Solstice&#8221; (and I&#8217;m happy to be thought of as weird!) even though people know I&#8217;m not a christian.<\/p>\n<p>Christmas isn&#8217;t a christian event? Of course not. Even christians don&#8217;t do the religious thing over the\u00a0<em>whole<\/em> period; for most there is just a short christmas midnight mass and then it is back to eating and drinking too much in the company of family. If I were the christian god, I&#8217;d be shouting &#8220;Get on your knees you miserable sinners&#8221; the whole period.<\/p>\n<p>And bear in mind that some of us get confused as well: I recently wished someone a &#8220;Happy Winchester&#8221; as a seasons greeting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First of all, take whatever seasons greetings you would like from the list above, and ignore the others. And now onto the ranting. Reading some US-based Atheist blogs, it appears that our friends on the other side of the pond can sometimes get a little wound up about what seasons greetings they receive. 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