{"id":1800,"date":"2011-06-10T20:09:58","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T20:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=1800"},"modified":"2011-06-10T20:09:58","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T20:09:58","slug":"world-naked-bike-ride-portsmouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/really.zonky.org\/?p=1800","title":{"rendered":"World Naked Bike Ride &#8211; Portsmouth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, there&#8217;s no pictures here.<\/p>\n<p>Today Portsmouth had it&#8217;s very first <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldnakedbikeride.org\/uk\/\">World Naked Bike<\/a> ride to demonstrate against the car culture. I&#8217;m not a cyclist so didn&#8217;t take part (perhaps we should have a World Naked Walker day!), but thought it was a worthy protest done in a fun way. The organisers were troubled by the activities of a certain group of fundamentalist christians who were upset that anybody would dare to bare.<\/p>\n<p>I happened to catch them riding past as I was walking back into work. And the reaction of the onlookers? From what I could see from the reactions of the &#8220;crowd&#8221;, pretty much everyone thought it was fun &#8211; nobody seemed upset and nobody seemed overly &#8220;excited&#8221;. It brightened up an otherwise somewhat gloomy day &#8211; it certainly wasn&#8217;t the best weather for naked anything!<\/p>\n<p>Those fundamentalists who were more concerned with what others might be doing, than their own &#8220;issues&#8221; should learn that it was just <em>fun<\/em>. There was no widespread wailing and\u00a0gnashing\u00a0of teeth at the horrendous sight of a bunch of pervy old exhibitionists. Yes it was a bit exhibitionist &#8211; in the same way that any protest is because people won&#8217;t pay any attention to your statement if you don&#8217;t attract attention. And frankly a naked protest is a good deal more peaceful and fun than any other kind.<\/p>\n<p>Any &#8220;perversion&#8221; is solely within the mind of anyone who thought that there was anything perverted about it. Nudity can be sexual, but <em>only<\/em> in the right context &#8211; and someone cycling isn&#8217;t being sexual.<\/p>\n<p>Most of us have grown up enough to realise this was just good clean fun. It&#8217;s about time that the others grew up and minded their own business (at least).<\/p>\n<p>One of the specific points that the fundamentalists made was that children might be upset by the nakedness &#8211; either seeing naked people, or being naked themselves after the ride when it was <em>claimed<\/em> that one of the riders had a naked child in a seat behind her. Taking that last point first &#8230; I saw the relevant rider, and there&#8217;s no way you could know that the child was naked unless you saw him or her being put into the seat.<\/p>\n<p>Whilst I have no children, I do have some experience with them, and in my experience children are likely to find naked adults to be funny and be curious as to why they&#8217;re naked. And many of us have seen toddlers who whilst being changed think it&#8217;s funny to run around naked. Older children may react differently, and of course sexual exhibitionism is an entirely different matter. But this wasn&#8217;t sexual exhibitionism!<\/p>\n<p>To those who took part, I raise my glass. And hope it takes place next year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, there&#8217;s no pictures here. Today Portsmouth had it&#8217;s very first World Naked Bike ride to demonstrate against the car culture. 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